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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.
professor: you are failing this course
the rat living in my shoulder bag who i spent time training instead of doing the course work: *pops head out and plays sad wah wah wah wah noise on trombone*
Me, slapping lotion on my cheeks: get your shit together woman we got this
